I don’t know which part was better:
- starting the party with a hot tea because I was allegedly sick
- half an hour later emptying a bottle of champagne
- scream in joy while singing in Hindi every Bollywood song that was playing
- moving to a gay bar
- getting half naked at the party
- getting completely naked
- putting back my trousers and breaking them
- getting a silk jacket from the owner of the bar
- getting some make-up applied by a random girl